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To get in touch with the Glorious One, place one hand on your heart, the other on your crotch, and recite:

I shall stand erect in awe of His Glory.
I shall stand erect in awe of His Glory.
I shall stand erect in awe of His Glory.
I shall stand erect in awe of His Glory.
I shall stand erect in awe of His Glory.
I shall stand erect in awe of His Glory.
I shall stand erect in awe of His Glory.
I shall stand erect in awe of His Glory.
I shall stand erect in awe of His Glory.
I shall stand erect in awe of His Glory.
I shall stand erect in awe of His Glory.
I shall stand erect in awe of His Glory.
I shall stand erect in awe of His Glory.
I shall stand erect in awe of His Glory.
I shall stand erect in awe of His Glory.
I shall stand erect in awe of His Glory.
I shall stand erect in awe of His Glory.
I shall stand erect in awe of His Glory.
I shall stand erect in awe of His Glory.
I shall stand erect in awe of His Glory.